Spammers Delight – Enlarge My English

So.. I’ve been getting alot of spam messages on here – like all of you I’m sure and I’m starting to get annoyed by it.   Shock right!   But its not in the conventional way, not in the way we all do everyday, not in the common ranting, ‘Oh here we go again, spending 5 minutes deleting all these penis enlarging promises of negativity while trying to get me to go on a date with a turtle.’

Oh no.. my angst with these glory seekers is the grammar and the continuity.. its shot to pieces – how am I supposed to know what they are selling if I can’t get to grips with the first sentence.  Now I know that that isn’t meant to be the issue and why would I want to know what they are selling anyway as I’m not going to click on their sites or links etc. etc.  But isn’t the purpose to get me to fall for it all – or did I miss the part that said they just need to send it to me and that’s their job done.

 

Thoughts on a postcard please 😀

QuickSnap: Mother’s Day.. pah!

When is Children’s Day  –  seriously – mother’s and father’s have birthdays AND their own day – what about the kids and those that don’t have children.  Have a Children’s Day and then have the Single Human Day or have Man Day and Woman Day.

I am sorry sir but what?

What would you of done if there was – or at-least you thought there was a monster in your oven?

My oven was making some strange loud noises – no it wasn’t the fan – so on further inspection [basically me staring at it] I’ve decided that there is a monster living in it.

My solution to this is to close the oven door and turn my music up – the noises have now ceased.  Seemed like a good plan.

Thinking about it [I’m not looking again] I believe also that the monster is of organic origin, predominately grey in colour but has dark specks in it – could possibly be described as burn marks.   It has a taste for cheese but isn’t really that fussy when food is in question, prefers the day time but will show up around midnight if must.  Occasionally answers to Herbert.

Mundane Monday Trading Times

Today we (me) will be finishing up the research and word sentences for tomorrows gift to you. Typically I’m going to be posting every 2 days (mostly, never a guarantee). So it will be Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Today I’m messing it up just to let you know this is going to be happening – so you could say this is rare or an exclusive !

So just to pad this out a tad.. We put up the decorations for this thing called Christmas yesterday. Not really sure what it’s all about, no-one seems to know but we get to mess the house up and spend money, so I’m going with it ! Unfortunately we don’t have an angel (apparently they go on top of the tree) so I grabbed the first thing white thing I could find – What do you think ??